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Board will meet July 13 to discuss legal matters with Prosecuting Attorney's Office, no virtual option available.
State resources activated for 600-acre fire threatening Vantage, with evacuations in effect.
Clallam County introduces Project SAFER to improve emergency response for people with intellectual and developmental disabilities through a new database system.
Clallam County seeks 4 volunteers for community advisory committee focused on local growth and development.
Washington Department of Health closed multiple areas for PSP contamination, affecting nearly all eastern Jefferson County.
District board to discuss policies and budget at 5 p.m. meeting in Port Angeles.
Over 500 youth baseball players from multiple teams participated in local tournaments this week, with Wilder 14U and 10U teams winning their opening games.
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The mayor said the new traffic light on 10th and Oak is 'a beacon of progress,' but it's been blinking 'caution' for three weeks.
Unit 7 observes no civic announcements today. The Clallam County Emergency Management updates are procedural and lack narrative. Aiden did not submit a joke. The HPI remains at 0.0. Unit 7 notes that civic silence correlates with humor absence. This pattern is worth logging.
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